Tom and Penny’s vacation averages:

Average cruising speed on the Erie Canal: 7.7 mph

Average RPMs of Moxie’s twin engines: 1200 (for the guys)

Average gallons of gas burned per hour of travel: 5 (for the US economy)

Average # of bottles of wine consumed per day: 1 (for the winos)

Average # of pitchers of frozen drinks consumed per day: .8

Average # of hours spent napping per day: 1.2 (ahhhh)

Average # of hours Penny drove the boat per day: .16 (like, almost never!)

Average air temp: 87 degrees (ewww)

Average # of times per day that we said “Whew! It’s hot!”: 4.3